How to tell if you're a Metrosexual Man


If more than 2 of these statements apply to you then you’re probably already a Metrosexual man

You nonchalantly read glossy style magazines and claim the articles make valid points about the state of the world

You remark on how much you like someone’s jacket/shoes/shirt before you’ve been introduced

You recognise a label without looking or having to enquire

You wear next season’s clothes before they’ve even hit the catwalks

People regularly stop you in the street, just to tell you how fabulous you look

At lunchtime you sooner opt for a fresh salad than a cheese sandwich

Everyone talks about the high street, but you couldn’t care less

You holiday somewhere recommended by a glossy magazine rather than in Ibiza with the boys

You think of men’s grooming as a necessity rather than an after-thought

You know the Devil Wears Prada is a book based on American vogue editor Anna Wintour (have an extra point if you’ve read it )

You don’t understand people who don’t make an effort with their appearance

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